We're off to Wembley

[Venderbase]

I'm off to Wembley tomorrow for the big FA cup final. The only problem is, i dont have a ticket

Is there anyone here that knows of someone with a ticket or 2 going spare?

Cheers

COYB

[Happyvending]

I'm off to Wembley tomorrow for the big FA cup final. The only problem is, i dont have a ticket

Is there anyone here that knows of someone with a ticket or 2 going spare?

Cheers

COYB

you are going to be in your beer tomorrow dazza mate

ill be there, i'll be the one jumping up and down when we score the 3rd just before the end of the game


COYY

[Venderbase]

I'll be the one on the steps outside when all the pubs are too full for me to get in

Everton are gonna be well up for this. Certainly more hungry then you Chelsea boys

[Happyvending]

I'll be the one on the steps outside when all the pubs are too full for me to get in

Everton are gonna be well up for this. Certainly more hungry then you Chelsea boys

******

i bet you a tray of pringles and a big bag of jelly beans

[Vendingwarehouse]

I don't follow the soccer at all but this should keep the rivalry going lads




The Blue Flag

Forever and ever we'll follow our team
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards
And we'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb (er) ley
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high


The Yellow flag
It's a grand old team to play for

It's a grand old team to play for
It's a grand old team to support
And if you know the history
It's enough to make your heart go oooooooooo

We don't care what the Red ***** say
What the **** do we care
We only know there's going to be a show
And the Everton boys will be there

Marriage for a ticket

'A week before the Cup Final at Wembley a few years ago there was an advertisement in The Times which read:

'Man offers marriage to woman supplying Cup Final ticket for next Saturday. Replies must enclose photograph of ticket.'



Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Chelsea for the Cup."

"Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"


Quick Irish jokes

It is said that in Ireland; if it looks like rain before a match, they play the extra time first.




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The manager of an Irish club was talking to a young player who had applied for a trial with the club. 'Do you kick with both feet?' asked the manager.

'Don't be silly!' said the trialist. 'If I did that, I wouldn't be able to stand up, would I !'

[Happyvending]

I don't follow the soccer at all but this should keep the rivalry going lads




The Blue Flag

Forever and ever we'll follow our team
For we are the Chelsea and we are supreme
We'll never be mastered by no northern bastards
And we'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
Flying high, up in the sky
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high
From Stamford Bridge to Wemb (er) ley
We'll keep the Blue Flag flying high


The Yellow flag
It's a grand old team to play for

It's a grand old team to play for
It's a grand old team to support
And if you know the history
It's enough to make your heart go oooooooooo

We don't care what the Red ***** say
What the **** do we care
We only know there's going to be a show
And the Everton boys will be there

Marriage for a ticket

'A week before the Cup Final at Wembley a few years ago there was an advertisement in The Times which read:

'Man offers marriage to woman supplying Cup Final ticket for next Saturday. Replies must enclose photograph of ticket.'



Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Chelsea for the Cup."

"Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"


Quick Irish jokes

It is said that in Ireland; if it looks like rain before a match, they play the extra time first.




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The manager of an Irish club was talking to a young player who had applied for a trial with the club. 'Do you kick with both feet?' asked the manager.

'Don't be silly!' said the trialist. 'If I did that, I wouldn't be able to stand up, would I !'

i will be in NO fit state to reply later noel so.....


blue is the colour football is the game.........


dazza with be a grumpy old scouser tonight--well atleast from 5pm onwards anyway

[Venderbase]

well done.
We didn't play well enough for a cup final!
I wasn't grumpy though, i'm sure all evertonians had a great day. We took over Wembley.
I watched the game in the Blarny Stone up the road, then drank until 2am! Then went over the road to see all the Britains Got Tallent contestants and tried to gatecrash their party

Daz